Welcome to the second issue of Fur Hare Magazine. The magazine that display the finest looking bunnies from all over the world. This month, we were fortunate to bring a very cute, yet shy bunny into the modeling scene. Meet Ms. Felicity Bushtail.
One of our friends suggested that we visit Felicity while she was at work. When we asked what was her occupation, our friend said the keyword that made us move faster than a firefighter being called to an emergency. “Librarian” Of course, some guys tend to overlook an undercover model. I know, I know, it’s rather strange how guys tend to miss them. But not us and certainly not the (smarter) viewers like you neither.
However, we were able to convince Ms. Felicity into modeling for us at the studio. Trust us, it took us a few days to induce Felicity into doing a photo shoot. Like most amateur models, she tend to be a bit nervous but after a while, she was calm and ready for photography. She arrived at the studio wearing casual clothing that hides her figure. Her silky maroon hair was rolled up into a tight bun as if an average librarian would wear it. We were in anticipation for an epic shock to see her untie her hair and strip down into a bikini. To best describe the comparison, we almost didn’t recognize her when she came out of the changing room. For a shy bunny, this girl had a beautiful posture, lovely smile, and a very soft-spoken voice. I was very fortunate to get an interview with our cover girl for this month’s issue.
FHM: Why hello, Ms. Bushtail! We're really glad to have you featured in this month's FHM issue.
Felicity: *Nervous laughter* Thank you. I really can't believe that I'm actually doing this or that anyone would be interested in knowing more about me. It's a little overwhelming to be honest with you.
FHM: It's okay. Most (potential) models are very nervous at first. Relax, take a breather, and enjoy the scenery. *Smiles*
Felicity: *blushes* It feels like my heart is beating 1,000 beats per second. I've never done anything even remotely like this before. It's both exciting and terrifying at the same time.
FHM: So tell us, what do you usually do on a daily basis? Are you planning on pursuing modeling as a career someday?
Modeling? Oh no. I'm much too camera shy to be in front of a camera everyday. Besides, I'm not model material. Models are gorgeous women with flawless faces and bodies and I have neither. Aside from which, I'm a librarian and I have a seat at the Furwood City Librarian's Council. What would people think of me if they saw me walking around provocatively? To answer your other question, I love Yoga and I have been a practitioner for over 15 years. After a long day of work, I like to come home take off all my clothes and decompress. Taking off clothes represents removing the stress of the day thus clearing the charkas in Yoga. *Nervous again* I'm sorry to seem nervous but the idea of knowing that people will know that I practice Yoga in the nude makes me very embarrassed. I practice my poses and breathing exercises everyday and I'm on a constant quest for spiritual tranquility.
FHM: Really? Wow, most guys (where I'm from) would overlook the glasses, tied up hair, and business suit to see the beauty in such. Well, I dunno if you wear glasses or not, but I can only imagine *Heh*.
Felicity: Well, you'd probably be the first man to feel that way about me (as far as I know of anyway) *faint smile* Despite having to look at hundreds of library catalog codes all day, I actually have 25/10 vision so I can see things at 25 feet away that most other people can only see at 10 feet. I have very good eyes so I don't need glasses *knock on wood*.
We just HAD to ask Felicity if she could demonstrate to us her flexibility. Most guys go crazy over a female who can do a split. Felicity on the other hand… Dare I say that she has taken flexibility to a completely new level? Most of her poses seemed to be like that of a bunny pretzel. I was surprised at her amazing flexibility and how she made it look so easy maintaining her postures. To say that most males don’t pay much attention her seemed almost unbelievable. Actually, it makes me wonder what kind of town does Ms Bushtail live in.
FHM: That's amazing to see how you can be so flexible. I mean- I know women am naturally flexible, but you take it to a completely new level! Do you do yoga everyday?
Felicity: Yes I do my yoga stretches everyday. It helps to bring calmness into my spirit.
FHM: So when pressure arises, are you at your best or worst?
Felicity: Just like the yin and the yang balance each other, pressure and stress has a certain amount of balance in my life. Usually, I don't do very well in stressful situations. I guess that must come from my natural rabbit timidness. *Blush smiles* But I have risen to the occasion to overcome stress and pressure (though situations like that are few and far between). To be honest, I lack confidence in myself in some aspects of my life. When I learn how to be at peace with all that goes on around me then I can conquer stress.
FHM: Mind if you tell us how do you get along with your sister, Alice?
She and I have always had a good relationship but we have different life views. She's an extrovert and I'm an introvert. We don't really hang out as often as I would like but we do like to get our manicures, pedicures, and get our hair done together though. When we were children we were practically inseparable. I really miss those days *begins to tear up* Sometimes I'm a little jealous of her because she's a man magnet. Men never seem to notice me *sigh* But she's my sister and no matter what happens in life I will be there for her whenever she needs me. That's what a big sister's for.
FHM: So it's just like Yin and Yang: Opposite, yet very well balanced. What separates you two from hanging out?
Felicity: Well, she seldom has time (or she doesn't want to make the time). She works as a Real Estate agent so she's constantly on the go. She almost never takes the time to look at the splendor of the world around her. On top of that, we have vastly different tastes when it comes to where we like to spend our recreational time. She likes to go to the kinds of places that I don't enjoy going to. I don't like those dance clubs that she goes to. The people there dance much to provocatively for my tastes, and I'm not a very good dancer. I have two large clumsy left feet *Embarrassed look* I enjoy going to coffeehouses and other places where the atmosphere is calming and relaxed or places like museums where I can learn fascinating things. I especially love going to bookstores to find the latest romance novels. She'd find those types of places boring and because of that it becomes very difficult to spend quality time with her.
FHM: That's interesting! What's your favorite romance novel?
Felicity: It's called Love's Footsteps. It's about a man that's in the military and he travels to another country and meets a nurse while he's stationed there. He falls in love with her but then he's deployed to another country where he stays for 8 years. The woman thinks that he has forgotten all about her but she remained in his heart all of those years. Eventually they met again and he told her that he'd been following her heart's footprints to lead him back to her. Then they got married and had 3 children and they remained in love for the rest of their lives.
FHM: I have to admit, you are a very interesting bunny. Now I'm not trying to hit on you, but your personality is just as attractive as your appearance. How do you react upon guys approaching you?
*Nervous blush* Thank you for that compliment. I truly appreciate it. To be honest with you though, most guys don't approach me, unless they're trying to ask me where a book can be located in the library *giggles* I guess I'm just too plain to be noticed. But hopefully one day I'll find a man that's interested in me, who will love me, and whom I will love.
FHM: I hope so too, Ms. Bushtail. After this interview, I know there'll be guys asking for you, not a book *laughs*.
Felicity: *giggle snorts* *embarrassed* I don't think there will be many men interested in a woman that snorts like that when she laughs.
We actually found that very cute… especially when she had an embarrassed look on her face. It seemed as if whatever Felicity did weather, it was embarrassing or (what she called) “boring”, the staff just seemed adored by her. As mentioned earlier, her personality and appearance can certainly drown out anything that may seem unattractive on an average dame. This bunny is certainly special and doesn’t even realize it.
FHM: I'm positive most guys wouldn't really mind the way you giggle or laugh. Your personality and appearance would certainly drown out the thought of it.
Felicity: You're a very kind man. If you're right about what men think about a woman that snorts, I haven't found that man as of yet. But I hope that you're right.
FHM: We’re very positive about that… trust me.
FHM: How do you feel since 2011 is the Year of The Rabbit? Oh, and Happy Chinese New Year by the way!
Felicity: Thank you and happy Chinese New Year to you as well *smiles* I hope this year carries many blessings for you that will bring you much happiness. Since I am a rabbit, I hope that this will be a very fruitful year for me and my family bringing success, joy, and prosperity to our lives. I feel like there are goals that I can and will accomplish this year that I may never have had the courage to even pursue before. I think this is going to be a good year. Go rabbits! *Giggles*
FHM: And what goals do you hope to accomplish this year?
Felicity: *ponders* Well, I'd like to learn to become a little more assertive when it comes to meeting new people. I mean being a rabbit makes me very timid sometimes and I wish I wasn't afraid to meet new people. I wouldn't want to be rejected and fear they may not like me. I'd also love to meet Mr. Right, if he's really out there. It would be so wonderful to have someone to come home to so we could talk about our day and cuddle up next to each other and… Just be in love *girl in love sigh* But that's more wishful thinking I suppose. Other than that, I don't think that I have any other goals that I wish to accomplish but who knows? The universe may send me on a course that I would never have expected that could give me some new inspirations and if that happens, I'll be most grateful!
FHM: *smiles* Felicity, we truly appreciate your time being with us. Thanks again!
Felicity: I'm honored be selected for this interview and this opportunity. It is I that should be thanking you. May your journey in life be filled with much joy and pleasantness.
Felicity (c) Speckled-Paws
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